Hater By Nature

Alright, here we go.  The holiday season brings out the worst in people, well, at least the retardation in people.  And, as the lack of brains and willingness to participate in moronic human patterns without hesitation increases, their subtle habits come more to light.  One such classis move is what I like to call the “Open Door Policy”.  What Im talking about here is the situation where, when confronted with a double door entry where one is open and the other closed, regardless of how much of a crowd has congregated to squeeze through the entry, an extremely small portion of the population will take it upon themselves to open the other floodgate.  How fucking frustrating is this?  Do you know how many times I have opened a door for my girlfriend, in my classic southernly gentleman way, only to have a small chinese woman rush through pushing us both out of the way?  Ive been forced to slam 50 lb doors on people looking at me like “sorry, I dont know what else to do”.  I urge everyone to think about this post the next time your at a mall or grocery store for the holidays, and take it upon yourselves to go that extra distance, and slam the door on as many morons as possible.  Now thats what I call the holiday spirit.